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Long time crackhead, cultural engineer, and amateur pyromaniac seeking similar for roommate(s).

Mostly looking for cheaper rent with people who value their shit not being stolen, their body collection left unquestioned, and who can coexist well enough to make life enjoyable despite being a nihilistic hellscape.

Open to any gender(s). I’m all of them, but usually not at the same time. Weird people are cool. I get along better with those who like to exchange world domination plans and share their cookies.

Things to consider when rooming with me: I’m starting my own sex cult, for tax purposes. There may be some blood magic, but I promise I’m no longer a serial killer. Sorry if the goat gets too loud.

Very green friendly; I’m a nature person. Exploring the universe and exploring the self are the two frontiers of reality.

I live in flow spaces for my art. I’m a friendly person, but I value my alone time.

I will most likely do the dishes and clean because I’m a huge slut for housekeeping.

Ideally, you have a place with space to share. If not, and if you’ve made it this far and for some reason you think it’s a good idea to contact me, I’m sure we’ll find something. Whatever works. I’m open minded and flexible.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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